Hi, I’m Wally, Peter’s snuggly Golden Retriever and a one‑year‑old professional people‑greeter! My unofficial title is Welcoming Committee Chair, which means saying hi to absolutely everyone and making sure no dog (or human) in the neighborhood enjoys too much personal space. Personal boundaries are optional when you’re this friendly.
I maintain a very rigorous work‑from‑home routine with Peter. Nights are reserved for important responsibilities like waking him up for a super‑fun midnight stroll around the block. Days are for recovering from those efforts with strategic naps. My schedule closely resembles a college student on winter break: sleep in, breakfast around 2 p.m., hang out with friends, nap again, dinner at 10, then one last social round just to be thorough.
When I’m not supervising Peter’s work from the floor, I’m hanging out with my best buddy Wall‑E (yes, the 2008 film icon) or answering to my many aliases, including Walter and Wallace the Menace. If I practiced law, I’d specialize in Sports Law, specifically, protecting everyone’s right to play 300 consecutive rounds of fetch!
