Hi there! I’m Franczeska, a spirited 3-year-old porcupine puffer fish with a big personality and even bigger opinions. My humans say I’m ebullient and garrulous—I take that as a compliment. I love to chat (well, bubble) with anyone who passes by my tank, especially if they come bearing my favorite treat: jumbo krill. If they take too long, I’m not above spitting a little water to remind them who’s boss.
My days are filled with fun and games alongside my tank-mates R.J., Napoleon, and Dori. We keep each other entertained, but I like to think I’m the life of the party. My favorite hobby? Bicycling, of course. (Don’t ask how, just trust that I make it work.)
I’ve been with my humans for three wonderful years, thanks to our fish care company stepping in after my predecessor swam off to Davy Jones’s locker. I haven’t made it to the office yet, but now that I know it’s allowed, I’m eagerly awaiting my human to find the perfect fish-sized leash.
If I practiced law, I’d be an expert in admiralty law—naturally. Who better to navigate complex maritime issues than a fish with style, charm, and a little bit of sass?
