My name is Dale, a 9-year-old Giant Schnauzer with a big personality and an even bigger love for paper towels. I’m stubborn, playful, and fiercely protective of my family. My name is actually an acronym for David, Andrew, Lauren, and Erin—a compromise after my human wanted to name me Harley (I think Dale suits me better).
I came home at just seven weeks old and have been ruling the house ever since. Unlike other dogs, I have no interest in chewing shoes or furniture—just paper towels. Tearing them up is my favorite pastime, and I take my work very seriously.
While I don’t go to the office, I maintain order at home, making sure my humans stick to their routine. If I had a legal career, I wouldn’t waste time as a lawyer—I’d go straight to being a judge. Someone has to keep things in line around here!
